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Did you take statins before being diagnosed with ALS?
Yes, but quit when I started having symptoms
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Yes, but quit when diagnosed
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Yes, but no longer take them for other reasons
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Yes, still taking them
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No, never took them
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PostSubject: RACISM???? (funny)   RACISM???? (funny) EmptyWed Feb 16, 2011 7:46 pm

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German?

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I
asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I'm Polish?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot.”
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